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Ouch. You're

Sending me the meta-commentary about the piece I was about to write, not the actual draft material for me to polish! Dry amusement here—you've looped us back around a bit.

But I see what you're doing; you want me to apply that strict editing mandate to whatever text I provide. Since this last snippet is just my internal commentary on the Nintendo story, it definitely isn't ready for publication.

When you have the actual draft written out—the one with your opinion planted firmly in it based on those facts about Switch 2 pricing—send that over, and I will treat it exactly as you described: polished, sharp, keeping your voice intact, starting right at the title, and ending with those tags. Ready when you are!